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Cindy Brady of the Brady Bunch, real name: Susan Olsen, showed up drunk and hungover on Colorado’s Jet 107.9’s morning show to promote her Comedy act at Loonee’s Comedy Corner. In between retches, Susan threw out a few more plugs. She ended the interview by telling the DJ she was “going to go throw up now.”

Olsen blamed Fonseca for her condition.

“Chris got me so wasted last night, and I’m so ready to vomit on the microphone,” she said.

She urged fans to come to Loonee’s to watch her and Fonseca “fight with each other.”

Olsen ended the brief interview by telling deejay Darren McKee, “I’m going to go throw up now.”

Olsen’s manager said Susan only had a couple of drinks and blamed Colorado’s high altitude for exacerbating her nausea.

It was said that you could actually hear the collective eye rolls when her manager came up with that excuse. But, it’s true! Alcoholism is directly related to how many miles above sea level you are as are these other things: obesity, drug addiction and premature ejaculation.

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Christina Applegate’s boyfriend, Lee Grivas, was found dead from a heroin overdose on July 1. Shocking. Christina Applegate has had a boyfriend? The National Enquirer writes:

A source close to Grivas told The National Enquirer: “Lee also had a long history of drug problems, dating back to his teen years. Christina broke up with him a number of times because of his struggles with getting clean. She loved him, but couldn’t stand by and watch him ruin his life.”

After the lovers reunited in April, Grivas left Christina in a last-ditch bid to get sober, according to the source.

“Christina loved Lee dearly and even dreamed of starting a family with him,” the insider told The National Enquirer.

I couldn’t, rather, I was too lazy to find a picture of Christina and Lee so here’s a somewhat related photo of Christina at the Over Her Dead Body premiere. What? Why are you giving me that look?

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These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it was Halle. For a moment there, I thought that hooker really did curse me.

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Paris Hilton, inspired by Dina Lohan’s and Denise Richard’s reality series, has pitched her own show which involves gossip targets like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — in a two hour special telling people what it’s like to be them. Bravo and Lifetime are reportedly interested.

Paris Hilton with an idea is rare which is what makes this story fascinating. Could you hear the rusted gears in her head grind together as she began to think? Did cartoonish smoke rise out from her ears? Did she feel pain when it happened? As synapses fired off throughout her head, were her first words, “Ow, what is this new sensation. It’s like menstrual cramps in my brain.” Do tell. People would love to know.

By the way, this show is a great idea because people will love coming home from their 9 to 5 to watch a bunch of spoiled celebrities complain about the constant attention they receieve from tabloids and paparazzi. After this, people will probably have more compassion and respect for them. “I may stare at a computer screen all day praying for death, but at least I don’t have ‘celebrity’ problems. What with their disposable income, paid appearances at clubs, free iPods and clothes… gah, who wants to deal with THAT?,” they’ll ask themselves.

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Four new Dark Knight TV spots were released and if you’re anything like me, your pants are getting tighter and you’re screaming like a little girl. Oh, the irony. Rest of the three spots after the jump.

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Because I’m so popular, someone is letting me give away two tickets to the New American Music Union festival hosted by American Eagle Outfitters (http://www.ae.com/musicfestival). Per the description:

The New American Music Union is a two day summer music festival, hosted by AEO, in Pittsburgh on August 8th and 9th. Curated by Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the festival combines big artist like Bob Dylan, The Raconteurs, The Roots, and Spoon on the main stage with fifteen of the country’s best college bands on stage two.

To enter, think of a good caption for the picture above of Anthony Kiedis. Mine was: “Anthony Kiedis does his best canned tuna impression.” Pretty lame, but screw you, sir! If you have a better one, put it in a comment or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com

Best caption will get two free tickets. Contest ends next Thursday, June 10.

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Having found success, fame and money, Megan Fox has finally dumped her longtime fiance, Brian Austin Green.

The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former ‘Beverly Hills 90210′ star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down. A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last week.

That’s how I usually break up. I send a notice to my business associates. For my girlfriend, I usually send her a singing telegram. It softens the blow leaving them not nearly as devastated had they not been treated to a song and dance about me leaving them for a younger, more attractive woman and about how they should get tested.

Up above is Megan Fox doing her freedom dance.

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Is Lindsay Lohan in a relationship with Samantha Ronson? People ask themselves this very question in between bites of their morning bagel. According to PEOPLE magazine, she is because their article on Lindsay Lohan’s prom-themed 22nd birthday party places a lot of emphasis on the PDA between Ronson and Lohan throughout the night. For example:

Once the 50 guests – including former Sopranos star Jamie Lynn Sigler and Lohan’s younger brother Michael – began arriving at the balloon-filled venue, the Birthday Girl greeted them all energetically with smiles, hugs and kisses. Ronson was never far behind, often keeping her hand on the small of Lohan’s back.

And,

As the party wound down, the couple appeared to relax, even sneaking in a small peck on the lips at the DJ booth. By 1:15 a.m., the music was muted and Lohan turned out the lights with Ronson by her side.

I don’t know about this whole lesbian thing, but I have to admit, Samantha Ronson does look quite dapper. Like a young Luke Skywalker. Who wouldn’t want to date this sexy Jedi? Rawr.

Judging by this guy’s expression, Lindsay wasn’t wearing underwear.

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Naomi Watts, 39, is four months pregnant with her second child after only giving birth to Alexander Pete 10 months ago. She was last seen in the US remake of Funny Games and is set to star in the Alfred Hitchcock remake of The Birds. Up until two years ago, she made regular appearances in my fantasies, pleasuring me with naked lap dances and complex math equations. Now she just mopes around in my dreams bitching until I throw a donut at her. So, I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Fuck you Liev Schreiber.”

Thus continues my posting of “kids sticking fingers in their mom’s mouths” banner pictures. Except, this time it looks like the kid is making Naomi do the blowjob motion making it even more weird and awkward.

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Remember a couple days ago TMZ posted a video of Kate Beckinsale’s kid accidentally stepping on her dress, forcing it down and popping her boob out, but the cameraman stepped behind a pole completely blocking the view? Well, it seems no one got pictures of it either. You are all made of fail TMZ and photogs. At least that banner pic makes up for it in a weird, awkward sort of way.